Saturday, March 14, 2009
Hello. The topic for today is:
Now that Watchmen week is over, I'm mainly going to focus on fun topics for a while. Weird things happen to all of us. Life can be really dull without. I'm fine with them happening, but some of them can be much weirder than others.
For example, have you ever had your parents say a vulgarity during a conversation? It's hilarious when stuff like that happens. There was this one time when my father picked me up after work. I went into the car and he was looking all pissed and stuff. I decided to ask him what was wrong.
Me: "Your boss, ah?"
Father: "I tell you, these people are asshole bastard ****ers."
Me: "Oh ok."
At that point of time, I didn't know whether to laugh or be quiet, but now it seems hilarious to me. I should have continued the conversation like this.
Father: "I tell you, these people are asshole bastard ****ers."
Me: "What did you just say?"
Father: "I said, they are asshole bastard ****ers."
Me: "Can you repeat the last three words?"
Father: "Asshole bastard ****ers."
Me: "Ok, get rid of the first two thirds of that phrase."
Father: "****ers."
Me: "Good. Now cut that word in half."
Father: "****"
Haha, of course, I would have died if I actually tried to do that. Another weird thing that has happened before is when a girl suddenly looks at you and refuses to say anything. When the both of you are alone.
OMG some one help me!! Fiona Xie looks freakin hot here by the way. Just look at her huge...eyes!!And now Kim is starting to do that too. Is my reaction to that look really that amusing? I know that I could just ignore the look when it happens, but I'm a guy. Guy minds work differently from girl minds.
When stuff like that happens to a girl, she will either think that the guy is trying to be funny, or she will start thinking of what to do if the guy giving her that look actually means it. When it happens to a guy, the only thing he ever will think of is, "Oh man, I think I have a chance."
So now you know why I keep falling for it. But don't keep doing it to me!! If there's one time where some one really means it, and I think she is just kidding, then it will be an epic waste. Once in a while is alright, and I kinda enjoy it. You naughty girls :D
At least it's not a guy doing that to me. I would die from fright.
Want to know what else is weird? Every school has some male teachers that appear feminine and female teachers that look masculine. So one day we're doing our NAPFA test, and I'm having a hard time doing pull ups.
Then comes along this teacher, who is one of those teachers, and he tells me, "You are so big and muscular. You sure you can't do pull ups." I was terrified at that moment. Seriously, don't say that kind of stuff, man. Ever since, I have been alert when he is around, in case he tries to rape me.
Like I said before, rape is alright, but only if a woman is doing it. I don't care how much of a girl that teacher is, but the bottom line is, he has a dick, and that's all that matters. Speaking of rape, I just realises that if a woman gets raped, she will be traumatised, but if a man gets raped, he will be satisfied. Getting laid with zero effort. Unless the woman looks horrendous.
Also, speaking of teachers, I remembered something hilarious that happened last year. It happened during Chemistry lesson. Our Chemistry teacher was getting quite pissed with some one in our class, so she said, "I'm going to get ugly."
It was hilarious. When she said that, I immediately thought, "Damn, isn't she already ugly enough?" I'm not being mean here, just ask anyone who was in the same class as me, I'm sure they'll agree.
Alright, one final weird thing. This one happened to me recently, when I went crazy over Street Fighter IV. I just unlocked Sakura, and I realised that some of her moves makes her short skirt flip up, and her red panties can be seen.
So I was like, hey, that is kinda hot. So I used Sakura for a while, and once I was done seeing red, I decided to use a different character. I randomed and I got E.Honda, the sumo wrestler. Then I almost died from brain failure.
Why? Because E.Honda also has some moves that make his short skirt flip up, and the bastard is wearing the same red panties as Sakura!! Damn, I mean, what the hell were they thinking.
Anyways, I am neither turned on by Sakura or E.Honda's red undergarments any longer. I can't get turned on, no matter how hard I tried. I've been ****ing scarred for life.
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I stayed at home for most of today. I went onto the Internet and I found out that there's a new Angry Video Game Nerd video. I'm embedding it here.
Man, I miss the old Nerd. He was really angry back then. Now he's just the Video Game Nerd. Back when he first started, his comments were ruthless but hilarious, and many of them were not related to the game he was reviewing in any way.
Now, his videos are more like reviews of the games. Sure, many people will prefer these more mature AVGN videos, but I liked the old ones better. I don't really care about the game reviews, and I watch the videos for entertainment. And as it is right now, I am not entertained. Please get angry again, Nerd.
I went out for a while in the afternoon, and I think I'll probably be playing a bit of DotA later one. Tomorrow is a big day!!
Ok, I'm done for today. Thanks for reading. [KOAS KW!!] Ending off, see you tomorrow.
posted @ 11:28 PM
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