Sunday, March 22, 2009
Hello. The topic for today is:
Note: Since I don't know how else to represent TPCBSU with pictures, this area is going to be filled with pictures of random pretty girls!! Score!! :D
Yeah!! This is an epic event. What is TPCBSU, you ask? It stands for Temasek Poly Chio Bu Scouting Union. It was created today, Sunday, 22nd of March 2009. I just thought it up the moment I woke up.
A little history first. The term CBS, or Chio Bu Scouting, was first created by Say Yin last year. We went to AMK Hub quite often after lessons, and we soon realised the amount of pretty and hot girls in that area.
So we were there looking at pretty girls, or you could say that we were scouting them, hence the term Chio Bu Scouting was created. Man, I just made us seem like total perverts. But I assure you that we are professionals.
She kinda looks like a younger version of Fiona Xie.Perverts look at certain parts of girls to turn themselves on, whereas we gentlemen see women as a whole, so that we can truly appreciate their beauty. In short, we look at girls because we are appreciating their contribution to make the world a more beautiful place, not because we want to rape them.
The first time I ever went into Temasek Poly was with Say Yin last year, and I was blown away. From what I've seen so far, Temasek Poly has the largest number of amazing looking girls amongst all the polytechnics in Singapore. Just that short trip alone was enough to convince me.
So I decided to create the TPCBSU. It may never be accepted as an actual CCA in the poly, but it will no doubt be a popular one, even if it is a secret. Only our closest friends will be offered a membership, and that is only after he has proven himself worthy.
Membership positions aren't only offered to males; females who appreciate the beauty of other females can also join. Once we have a female member in the TPCBSU, we can actually have a spy to deploy at any time if required.
I was totally looking only at her face. Nothing else.Right now, there are only three members of the TPCBSU. Me, Say Yin and Yan Ming. I would love to offer a place to many other people, but unfortunately, they aren't in Temasek Poly. I know that Say Yin and Yan Ming are experts when it comes to the art of CBS, and I have no reason to doubt my abilities.
I am the SD after all.
So far, the TPCBSU has not done anything epic yet, but we will be during the TPSU [TP Student Union] camp. If the grand plan works, then the 11th of April is going to be a great day for us all.
The TPCBSU usually operates in groups of three, with each group becoming one unit. So TPCBSU1 would represent unit 1.
So cute!!!How ever, since we have a shortage of members right now, each of us are going to be one unit. I know for a fact that each one of us are more than able to carry out the work of three people. We'll plan more on msn, because it is supposed to be a secret plan and all.
So there you go, now you have been introduced to the union that is about to hit TP like a hailstorm. If you are interested, 1) You must be a TP student, 2) You must CBS for the right reasons, 3) You must have the right attitude towards us, and 4) You must not have ****face.
And a photo of Jocelyn for good measure. Muahahaha, she is in TP, bitches!!!================================================================================
Today was such a tiring day. I went to the temple, then I went to get breakfast. After eating breakfast, I left again to go to the NTUC to get some groceries. Once I got home, I had to help my sister with her project.
I helped her from 11am to 5pm. I had to read a script she wrote, and I had to draw out the events that take place in the script. And I couldn't draw stick figures. Everything had to look like actual people, and they had to be in colour.
I couldn't play basketball because I had to help my sister, and also because I was going out for dinner. Sorry about that, I was really looking forward to playing as well. It's been really long since I played. I talked to Ethel for a while on msn after dinner. Thanks for the advise.
Ok, I'm done for today. Thanks for reading. [KOAS KW!!] Ending off, see you tomorrow.
posted @ 11:46 PM
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