Thursday, April 2, 2009
Hello. The topic for today is:
This is going to be fun. I was really bored today, so I decided to look through some photo albums. Then I discovered that I have a whole lot of photos of myself, from the time I was born up to now. So I'm going to upload scans the photos in chronological order.
A picture paints a thousand words, so I'll let them do the talking, but I am going to include my own comments as well. Enjoy.
Early signs of a huge ____, if you look carefully.
This is how I looked like a few hours after I was born. I'm probably staring at some nurse's ass.
Notice that many of my clothes were pink. That's because my parents thought that I was going to be a girl.
This is a rare picture showing my third eye. Also, I have this drugged out look on my face.
My grandmother wrapped me up like this. From the look on my face, you can tell that I didn't like it.
Yeah!! I'm so proud of this moment. I winked at a girl for the first time.
I dunno why I always have this sian look on my face when I was a baby.
Training for push ups already. Damn own.
Instead of putting a red dot on my forehead, they went all out and practically coloured the entire space red. Love my crazy looking hair though.
Holy shit, I am looking like...a girl.
This isn't my sister, it's me!! Look at the ponytail on the top of my head!!
My hair was quite long. And I think I was one cute bastard.
Here I am wearing girls clothes once again.
This photo is hilarious. I'm not even one years old yet, but I'm wearing huge shades, and notice my right hand? It's the finger!!
Once I grew older, I became totally gay.
Just look at me. My pants consists of a third of my body, my shirt the other third, and the final third is covered by my socks. And that bag is half my size!!
This was taken during on of the first few days of Primary One. Sexy socks.
Say Yin and Andrew, remember the Wei Sheng guy we played basketball with the other time? That's him on the left.
This is when I got my three awards during Primary Six. My smile looks damn fake.
See, I was super fat once.
My face was super rounded.
Just look at my body. Fat!!!
One more photo to prove that I was fat. I was Sec 1 in these photos, by the way.
Sec 2. Starting to look more like how I look now.
Sec 2 year end. This is the only self taken photo I have. Looking much thinner. But I hate the mustache.
And this is how I looked last year.
I still look pretty much the same now.================================================================================
I went to have lunch with my auntie today. We ate at this restaurant in Hyatt hotel. I can't remember what the name was. It was a local buffet and I guess the food was alright. I really liked the chicken rice and satay. Also the mango pudding.
After eating, I felt super full, and I was sure that I put on at least 3kg. Feel damn sad when stuff like that happens. I saw something damn funny. There was this huge ang moh woman who was eating a whole lot of stuff, but guess what she was drinking? Diet Coke. lmao.
We took a train down to Bugis, and we walked around at Bugis Street. I want to go get some clothes from there. Also, Bugis Street is one of the most densely populated areas in Singapore. Densely populated by chio girls that is.
I saw one that was super pretty and hot. It's like the moment I saw her, the first thing I thought was "holy shit **** me". But I have learned a hard lesson about lust and it's consequences, so I will not do such a thing.
Nah, who am I kidding. I'd do her without hesitation.
After that I went back to Tiong Bahru Plaza. I'm quite certain that the Comics Connection guy is pissed with me not buying games from him any longer. Well, that's what you get for over charging and still having the cheek to act as if you are superior to your customers, you obese bastard.
I bet I used to be one of the largest spenders who purchased stuff from him, since my average monthly expenditure on games is about $200. Now I just buy games from places that are selling them the cheapest. Or when there is a discount.
It was kinda late by the time I got home. I decided to play Guitar Hero World Tour. I really love the Rise Against track pack. Totally worth the $8.
"Audience of One" is a fun song to play and I like the nostalgic feeling the song gives. "Ready to Fall" is a classic song from Rise Against, and I enjoy playing it, although I find it a little too easy. "Death Blossoms", the track that Rise Against recorded exclusively for the game, sound downright awesome. I love singing it too, since it's mostly screaming vocals.
Listen to the songs, Rise Against never fails to deliver with great music:
Ok, I'm done for today. Thanks for reading. [KOAS KW!!] Ending off, see you tomorrow.
posted @ 11:57 PM
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